Invitation to a thread of Blomquistian Sonnets
Here's my versification of a joke Mike mentioned in my "Bless their Hearts" thread. Overheard at the Mall Three southern ladies, lunching at the mall food court on Chick-fil-a and sweet iced tea...
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The highway officer said "Listen, Jim One-fifty miles is loads above the limit, get used to use your feet and,dim-wit: The judge might listen to your sobbing hymn, but I am effing fed up to the brim...
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I googled "Blomquistian" and was narked to find that some Nigerian git has not only stolen one of my sonnets, but ruined it: http://te-in.face...Read More
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(I hope the topic hasn't been done, but...) The Stoning Jerusalem, first century. The mob have gathered all the sto...Read More
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One great American humorist said: The art of story telling, is telling; ramble and wind at will - then raise the dead. Sentiment and chivalry always sells, snake-oil science is great beer and circus,...
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Interesting discussion on plagiarism at Eratosphere: http://www.ablemuse.com/erato/showthread.php?t=8342
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The archeologists came out and dug Ivar's old farm up. They got down twenty feet and found a block of sculpted stone. And Ivar bragged in all the bars, "Two hundred years before were highways built of...
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Well Dave, just remember that emulation is great flattery. Changing one or two words and trying to lay claim to some one's intellectual property is obvious plagiarism that even the stupidest of jurist...
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She hurries off, neglects to check the gauge, then notices the needle nudging E. Already past the red light warning stage, her car is running on its fumes. Though she will usually respect the local...
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The blond turns to a colleague after work says TGIF in a sprightly tone. He answers SHIT, with a smirk then fumbles in his briefcase for his phone. Undaunted, TGIF! she replies as they approach the...
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Hi David, Sorry to hear about the plagiarism. Unfortunately, I go through this at least once a year-teenaged girls apparently feel my poems say everything they cannot.... I understand that blonde...
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Thanks to all of you for such entertaining examples of the form. One more before I go, versified this afternoon from joke a friend told at the gym. A shy divorcee, sitting at the bar was chatting with...
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To Die For Aunt Bessie has a talent: when she bakes the flavour drives you wild. My cousins say their father Tim, a regular gourmet, married her for love-of chocolate cakes. Poor Uncle Tim was feeling...
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Redhead While dining by himself one night, young Jim is stunned to see a gorgeous babe with red coiffure, alone-and seated next to him; but he is shy, so not a word is said. Then, suddenly, the pretty...
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Someone needs to clean this bachelor pad; the dust and dog hair, and that scary stuff ...Read More
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I was shocked to read about the plagerisation of your sonnet, David. Here's one I wrote way back when: Equestrian Blomquestrian. A woman strode into the clubhouse bar and stood there solidly, her...
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1 "Zer prisoners vill practise keepink time by makink off zer noises off zer clock. Zose on zer left side off zer sqvare say 'tick' after zer prison bell hass stopped to chime und zen zer right...Read...
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